Have a very Merry Christmas.
May these irreverent ditties help you through the season.


(*Sorry, but these are not properly licensed.  
Therefore I can only let you hear them, not download them.)

I found some midi tracks on the web and matched them with the cheesiest sounds I could muster.
Then I sang along at higher and lower transposed intervals, and when they were shifted back to original pitch I had Dame Edna and cousin of Hank Hill.
There was nothing else needed.
Let me know if you think I should investigate buying a license so I can go public - and therefore huge - with these.
Or if I've clearly lost it and its time for a musical intervention.

All is calm
wb


PS - Peace on earth, good will to all people.